Friday, November 19, 2010

What doesn't Kill us...

Yes the old addage will launch us into this newest post of the Corndog Coronary.  So what won't kill me will keep me healthy, wealthy, and wise.  Right? 

Today I'll pull away from rants against the sexy dangers of advertised American life to focus on what's keeping me sustained and very happy at the moment.  I HAVE A HOUSE!


Well, I'm hiding away in the caverns of one like outlaw Jesse James on the lamb from the Pinkertons,  err... I'm squatting Randy Quaid style in a domestic fortress I'm going to make my own.  Alright... I'm just house sitting in Hollywood. 

Already I've lost my mind over trying to use the TV/Stereo/Cable/Mac/DVD situation, done laundry (SANS QUARTERS!), slept a full cycle in a sleep number bed (70), taken a 14 minute shower, made multiple kettles of tea, and fed the 7 effing cats dinner and breakfast.

Seriously though.  I woke up and the door to the back yard was eclipsed by a bunch of needy feline faces this morning waiting for me to get off my ass and dump meow mix in their 4 bowls.  Chairman Meow was not impressed by my waking at 9 am today.  I guess he's an early riser. 

I really like the house.  I think I'd like to throw a house warming party next weekend.  I mean... how many 26 year old un-married men in Hollywood can do that?  ;-) 

Listening: "Deadbeat Holiday" from Green Day's last great album Warning.  I listen to this song like it was still '00 and we survived Y2k.  I was a sophomore in High School enjoying life on Belleville East's campus.  Staying late nights for rehearsals of Clue in which I played Wadsworth.  I can still butle up a mean line or two from that show. 

Watching: Jim Carey.  He's as Manic as ever.  Check out his appearance on Letterman from last night.  CRay CrAy.  I think I watched network TV gnomes cleave his soul in half with rusty shrapnel clubs during the interview about his new Gay-scapade film w/McGregor I Love You Phillip Morris

Eating: No meat.  A lot of black tea actually.  It's overcast and chilly in Hollywood so it feels great to write and sip this crap.

1 comment:

  1. As if I didn't face a competitive enough blogosphere market! Clearly you represent a most severe threat to my own blog. That aside, I'm enjoying it quite a bit.

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